fearforwhatweknow:

that-is-classified:

I’ve had rougher treatment than just a grab.

So ye.

[shrugs, reaches out and just two handed ass grope]
Hmm.. a nice handful, I’ll say.

Nice handful? It’s way better than that. Or should I or a flower on it ta make it better for ya?

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Steve we're not taking your moose with us to the store
- dontaskjaska

dontaskjaska:

that-is-classified:

that-is-classified:

Yes. Yes we are.

Oh….oh yes. Yes let’s do that. That sounds really good.

Mm alright then. [smiles and drags him into the store] Do we need a cart? Do you want a cart? You could put your moose in the kids seat.

[very deep frown] I’m not five. [grabs a cart, sets the moose in the basket, sitting perfectly upright] More like eight.

September 19th 2014   26 notes   - via / source
Steve we're not taking your moose with us to the store
- dontaskjaska

dontaskjaska:

that-is-classified:

that-is-classified:

Yes. Yes we are.

[chuckles] I won’t. I just like ta mess with ya. Ya can have yer cake IF! I can have some ice cream.

Mm how about we get an ice cream cake?

Oh….oh yes. Yes let’s do that. That sounds really good.

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fearforwhatweknow:

that-is-classified:

Ya should check it out more. Maybe a test grab o’ two.

O’ a dozen.

Would you let me, though? Like if I just reached out right now and gave it a good squeeze would that be chill.

I’ve had rougher treatment than just a grab.

So ye.

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Steve we're not taking your moose with us to the store
- dontaskjaska

dontaskjaska:

that-is-classified:

that-is-classified:

Yes. Yes we are.

[walks close] Ya sure about that. Are ya sure ya wanna buy a cake?

Why wouldn’t I want a…..Please don’t touch my cake. You have me you don’t need to do that to my cake.

[chuckles] I won’t. I just like ta mess with ya. Ya can have yer cake IF! I can have some ice cream.

September 18th 2014   26 notes   - via / source
Steve we're not taking your moose with us to the store
- dontaskjaska

dontaskjaska:

that-is-classified:

that-is-classified:

Yes. Yes we are.

No. I wanna go wit’. Who knows. I might find somethin’ ta make instead o’ orderin’.

Mm alright. [takes hold of Steve’s hands and opens the door] Maybe I can grab a cake for later.

[walks close] Ya sure about that. Are ya sure ya wanna buy a cake?

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fearforwhatweknow:

that-is-classified:

Not even

Have ya seen my ass? It’s fantastic

Yeaah, once or twice. It seems very grippable and plush.
[makes grabby hands for emphasis] 

Ya should check it out more. Maybe a test grab o’ two.

O’ a dozen.

September 18th 2014   61 notes   - via / source
Steve we're not taking your moose with us to the store
- dontaskjaska

dontaskjaska:

that-is-classified:

that-is-classified:

Yes. Yes we are.

[pouts slightly and outs a hand on his arm] Yeah, none of that.

[smiles a little] You can wait here if you want and order dinner. I wont take that long to get what I need.

No. I wanna go wit’. Who knows. I might find somethin’ ta make instead o’ orderin’.

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